Martin: "First officer leaves through nearest exit. Captain writes CAPTAIN on forehead with lipstick, dons cap, enters cabin"?
Douglas: "In unlikely event of captain nonrecognition, captain doffs cap, gestures to lipstick inscription."
-Fitton, Cabin Pressure
I've started listening to Cabin Pressure recently and I'm wondering why I haven't discovered this wonderful radio comedy earlier.
I also get to listen to Benedict Cumberbatch's voice for hours